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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:32

What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

-J W Pepper

A View to a Kill

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

To a flat Earther, what's wrong with the idea that gravity is simply a force inherent to space which operates only in one dimension? Why do they go further and try to deny gravity rather than just saying it's different than physicists claim?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

Live and Let Die

Why are terrible, boring art pieces done by famous people worth so much while beautiful pieces done by amateurs are worthless?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Goldfinger

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Ah so!”

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You Only Live Twice

Dr No

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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Octopussy

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How do you like to be pegged?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

I am so tired of ignorant people like you calling us far rights, why democrats is so educated, they take things from their own mouth, you guys are totalitarian party?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

From Russia With Love

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why does my best friend call me ugly and act like she’s joking, but today she looked at me and said “I wouldn’t lie to you”? What should I say back to her?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-All the bad guys are black.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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